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A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it
is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out
the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or
never", he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a
parking bay and runs into the mall. After a frantic search he finds a
toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant.
When asked what he would like, he simply says "a Barbie doll".
The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending
manner that only shop assistants can muster up and asks "Which Barbie
would that be, sir?" The man looks surprised so the assistant
continues "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to
the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie dates
BaddTeddy for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Night Clubbing for $19.95, Cyber Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie
for $265.00" The man can't help himself and asks "why is Divorced
Barbie $265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" says the assistant, "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....



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A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss
sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but
come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB
radio to check if he's all right.

"I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!"

"Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says.

"Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the
dark."

"But he's not dead, boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull
bar, and I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and
squealing, and he's real big boss. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt
me!"

"Never mind," says the boss. "There's a .303 under the tarp in
the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass
off the road and come on home."

"Okay, boss."

Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from
the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the
problem, son?"

"Well, I did what you said boss, but I'm still stuck."

"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"

"Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the
truck."

[rohit147]

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