funny doctors

[descorpio]

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"

[kothar64]

I dont think the doctor is fool here, but the person talking to doctor is fool here ! so talk carefully while you talk with doctors

[cogbuddy]

I too think the same, what Kothar 64 thinks here.. It's very funny, and the person is fooled and not the doctor.. Beware of Doctors...

[navjotjsingh]

Reverse the statement, Doctors, beware of such foolish patients. This seems more correct.

[rohit147]

wel doctor and patient both are fine, and jokes made me happy really