Humour

[descorpio]

Question: What do you get when you cross an aesthete with a phenomenologist?
Answer: An interior daseiner.

Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.


An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."