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07-02-2007, 09:29 AM
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Funny Tech One Liners
The world's coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.
Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect. Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?". Programming is an art form that fights back. Todays assembler command : EXOP Execute Operator This message transmitted on 00% recycled electrons. Resistance is useless! (If 1 ohm) Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim. God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER. SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... Memory dump: Amnesia... Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed... If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0 Do you like me for my brain or my baud? Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence... May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive. "Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE". I just found the last bug. This time it will surely run. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a FAX? I used to have a life, then I got v32bis! Was that your wife I saw in that GIF? Computers are only human. RAM DISK is not an installation procedure! It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow. C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW! According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec^2 ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS. Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Mommy! The cursor's winking at me! Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Trojan: Storage device for replicating codes... Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... Honey, I Formatted the Kid! My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.      
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07-03-2007, 02:54 PM
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Great funny explanations for the computer technical terms.. The following two explanations are simple superb...
"WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation... "
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10-02-2011, 03:45 PM
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I agree with the previous statement.))))
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10-05-2011, 11:16 AM
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"May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive."
That's the worst curse anyone can cast on my pc. lol
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