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Old 07-02-2007, 10:43 AM
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If Microsoft made Cars

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up
with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would stall on the freeway for no reason.
You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to remove and reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would
run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal
Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock
you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted
the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls
would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:21 PM
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and one more thing we can add up, that, you have to properly shut down your car for proper use, so that the system(car) dont get repaired easily,
Use only genuine parts has been common for both
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Old 07-03-2007, 01:34 PM
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If he comes in the motor industry,he will always name the vehicles has,

CBR600-Ultimate.
CBR600-professional.
CBR600-Business.
CBR600-Home basic.
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Old 07-03-2007, 03:36 PM
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Good Guess cogbuddy! I am sure MS would approve of those names for their cars.
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Great friends, you are improving forum visibility by creating topics of such type, thanks for doing this.
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